May 2013
110 posts
the-vashta-nerada:
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i...
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
a-utumnly:
roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
aprettypastiche:
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“It was the strangest thing, but for the first time in a long time I almost felt...”
– Bill Bryson, from The Lost Continent (via the-final-sentence)
“If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
WHEN I SEE HIPSTERS
whatshouldprepscallme:
ANYTIME I HAVE A FLASK ON ME
whatshouldprepscallme:
WHEN J.CREW IS HAVING A SALE
whatshouldprepscallme:
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
yesicanbelieveit:
so-so-lovely:
HARRY POTTER...
Watchalphaidiot:
joshhunkerson:
Josh Peck does it again
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Fuck sake Josh
